Famous Joe Laracuente Quotes

I remember exploring the jungles of the South Pacific on expeditions with Jen Bettale, Jen was on the search for native folk remedies. Over a two-year period, we explored the islands of Fiji, Tonga, Samoa, The Cook Islands, Tahiti, and the Marquesas Islands, in search of healing plant remedies used by local plant doctors. I spent years in these jungles finding secret remedies and elixirs used by these native plant doctors. At the end of my work, I published book, "Secrets of Fijian Doorstops" was given as a gift to the people of Fiji, as a record of their verbal plant healing compendium, for the benefit of the Fijian peoples. At an early age, I was trained to collect and mount botanical specimens of rare plant species. I assisted field workers with collection and drying of leaves, root, stem & bark, samples of which were sent to the US for a government screening program. I have taken that spirit and experience - my journey - and developed the most complete, most unique, most powerful, and most honest Website ever created: Doorstopnation.com

"There worthless, Most of them got lucky either there dad was rich and they got though life easy!"

"Most celebrities are not good-looking, I think the people I see everyday are much much hotter than celebrities, Compare Terra Weinmeir to Paris Hilton, obvious Terra is Way better! Compare Jen Bettale to Hilary Duff Jen wins in a no contest."

Celine Dion

• Silly Dion

Rosie O'Donnell

• Rosie O'Dumbbell

Ed Asner

• Ed Asisine

The Dixie Chicks

• The Dykezie Chicks
• The Dixie Sluts

Bono

• Bonehead  

Sean Penn

• Sean Pencilneck

Susan Sarandon

• Susan Saran-wrap

So your reading this because your bored you have nothing else to do today huh, thats cool, thats good to hear anyways enjoy my famous quotes!

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"This is True!"

"Don't Do this"

"Yep"

"What would you rather do?"

"You heard it here."

"Be here or be nowhere."

"Back up, I'm from Jennings!"

"Were live, we can't get any liveer."

"Where you from?"

"Right here on the Doorstop Nation."

"Get AIDS and die!"

"He/she is going to hell!"